1-2 FUCK-YOU

3:47pm: Even though I got more for Christmas than most of you guys combined, I would rather have just gotten a gun to shoot myself with.

But anyways, I have like a million dollars now, who wants to hang out?

1:13pm:

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I punched animalcells in the arm (-10 points). In January I helped xcryoutedgex hide a body (-173 points). In August I set morganmahan's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I put gum in bustmychops's hair (-12 points). Last month on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-301 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, we_allfalldown

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I'm on my way to buy Christmas presents. I'm so fucking busy. Yesterday I worked so much that after I got off at midnight, on the walk home, my knee gave out and I fell down in the road crossing Beneva. Suckssssss. Got that $$$flow though.


p.s.:
REALLY WANTING THESE!!!!!!!!:

11:22am: I missed it!!!!!!
Who is the carver?!!?!?!??!

3:40am: Leave your AIM Screen names please. I got a new screen name and I'm not just throwing it out into the internet. I will screen the comments.

3:17am: finally
ummm i got my general education degree today.

2:43am: wondering when i started fucking my life up
who am i kidding? things won't get any better.
the only people i love lie to me.

3:55pm: Emily, get ahold of me please. My number is 923-8690. Let's have a sleepover tonight here. I've got three bottles of Banana Red MD20/20, Margaritaville Tequila, and Margarita Mix. We will go spraypainting afterwards.

By the way, I think all my problems are over. :)

3:20am: Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post it under the month, and that's your "Year In Review".


January

[01 Jan 2005|08:27pm]
i'm sorry. i'm sorry. i know. i'm suchhhh an iddddiotttttt!.

i'm going to be good for 2005.

& i miss nic and he needs to call me or something i don't know.

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February

MEET CLEO [01 Feb 2005|04:23pm]
[ mood | high ]

WE MADE A GRAVITY BONG. WHATSUP?

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March

[04 Mar 2005|03:12am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

ok, whoever it is that calls my mom at all hours in the morning on her cell phone leaving messages saying that i'm into hard drugs and telling her shit like "jordynn fucked mike whalen" needs to stop before i beat some serious ass. that's not even funny dudes, i would like for my own mother to have at least a little respect for me, you know? ok great, thanks.

anways, if anyone knows anything about any 2 bedroom places for rent, let me know asap plzzzzzz.

i think my life is headed up up up real fast. i hope.

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April

emily is putting hot pink in my hair. [01 Apr 2005|11:13am]
[ mood | drained ]

things are going pretty shitty, and everything is fucking up.
but we need to keep our heads up.
at least we have eachother.

things will get better, they always do.

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May

omg, where has jordynn been???? [08 May 2005|05:32pm]
I GOT KIDNAPPED, AND NONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS EVEN CARED. FUCK YOUUUUUU.

http://mars.walagata.com/w/peter858/gorge2.jpg

Yeah, but this one is mine and it didn't come true. So I'm taking it back, I'm taking 'em all back."

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June

tonight. [02 Jun 2005|09:04am]
[ mood | tired ]

melt banana/daughters, or blood brothers/blah balh blah eiffel tower blow it up?
I can't decide.

I am a very shitty person, I'm out to hurt all of you.
Also, I have a rat hawk as of last night. sweeeeeet.

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July

TOP TEN THINGS I HATE [04 Jul 2005|11:23pm]
1. Being 18
2. Frogs
3. Not having a car anymore
4. Kids
5. Boys
6. Girls
7. Not being with my friends
8. Not smoking weed
9. I am not a fucking burnout
10. Wasting money on cigarettes

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August

keg, music, fun, and friends! [05 Aug 2005|07:27pm]
BENEFIT SHOW TONIGHT AT 53rd.

We need help dudes.
$5 to get in and we throw you a cup for the keg
i'm sure you've already read the band list so i'm not going to write all that out.
but go to 41 and state road seventy (53rd ave w) and its the first house on the left.

also, our landlord came over this morning and said we will be evicted if we have any more out of control parties, so pleeeease be on your best behavior and show your support for partying by keeping this shit posi!!!!
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September

[06 Sep 2005|05:07am]
[ mood | crushed ]
[ music | white lines ]

i can't wait any longer, i need to start going to school. i feel like shit. today/tonight was horrible. makes me want to stop coming out alltogether. my birthday is going to be shit too. god damnit.

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October

peace out 53rd :-\ [01 Oct 2005|05:45pm]
hey, how about some of you fags get ahold of me somehow. i'll come hang out with you with my fully clothed cat.


edit::::: also, if anyone has a place for me and or robbie ball to stay at for the next three weeks that would be fucking awesome. being homeless fucking sucks.

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November

[01 Nov 2005|08:56am]
goodbye robbie ball :(

have a safe flight
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[01 Nov 2005|09:03am]
[ mood | sad ]

i hate not having enough coke

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[01 Nov 2005|08:39pm]
[ mood | early 90's ]
[ music | "one head light" ]

"))<>((" Forever.

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December

[03 Dec 2005|02:43am]
Are Nic and Trish still dating?
I miss Ryan Hopewell.
Casey Lorenzo I will see you in a few days babe.
When is Robbie Ball coming back from Boston?
Where is Pete?
What's new with ya'll?
Get ahold of me Todd.
I miss Brett Newstead, I want to jump on a trampoline with him.
I have to pee.

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In conclusion:
I am a bitchy, drug addict, party raving slut, who likes shows, rathawks, and dressing up cats.

3:48pm: JORDYNN??????????
fufck i forgot something.

3:23pm: i get really really scared sometimes.
i just want my friends back. i want to go outside.
dear god please i just want my life back.

4:45pm: someone pushed me into a fucking hole and i'm trying so hard to claw my way up the side of it.

5:11pm: i need brighter days.



( like these )

4:55pm: "whatever, you're stupid, you probably won't find your cat anyway"
all i want is to put my life back together and things just keep getting worse and worse...

4:35pm: My best friend just called and threatened to kick my ass. WTF?

12:26pm: i don't know why i can't forget about you, but i really am trying my hardest.
what a piece of shit you are.

2:43am: Are Nic and Trish still dating?
I miss Ryan Hopewell.
Casey Lorenzo I will see you in a few days babe.
When is Robbie Ball coming back from Boston?
Where is Pete?
What's new with ya'll?
Get ahold of me Todd.
I miss Brett Newstead, I want to jump on a trampoline with him.
I have to pee.

( survey, whatever )

8:29pm: stop calling me

6:52pm: I have a disguise now, so you really wouldn't reconize me if we passed eachother walking down the street.

6:51pm: i am spoiled rotten.

no, really.

i can do anything i want to.

6:50pm: cock suck mother fuck, i hate you.

6:16pm: i just wanna fuck bad bitches.

6:13pm: things are getting cloudy.
i just want everyone to forget about me.

also, please stop spreading rumors, they are not nice.

happy skanksgiving.

8:00pm: :-)
expand your horizons.

7:31pm: i have dropped off the face of the planet and there's not a damn thing any of you can do about it. goodbye to all. :-)

7:24pm: ( heres a shitty chapter )